the
"Training Center"

Single Level "Privy" comes equipped with the necessary items, which are: red and white corncobs (very important you have
 two different colors) and for
 sure a Sears Robuck©
catalog.

A great conversational piece
 for the person who
 has every thing.
STOP
 racking your brain trying
 to find something
 DIFFERENT.
It's right here!

Talk about Privies, Outhouses, the Office,
 Library, Convenience Stations or
Crappers instead of what the
 City, County, State or
 Federal Governments
 are doing.

A great conversational piece that can be displayed on your fireplace mantel
 or on the credenza in the board
 room where they cook
 the books

 

 

 

WHY THE WINDOW ?

Late 1940's Boy Scout troop #55 in Marinette, WI. got the pleasure of constructing an outdoor privy in Marinette County, overlooking the Peshtigo river near Johnson Falls. Scout master, Mr. Tieg, was very creative. While building the framework Mr. Teig came up with a brilliant idea. Let there be light! A window should overlook the winding Peshtigo River. The door would be on the side. How GREAT it was! It sure beat "just sittin" and "starin" at a door with a crescent shape moon cut into it. The crescent shape was cut into the side door. A person couldn't begin to look at the catalog with that amount of light!

 

 

Exterior finished in contrasting colors. Can be customized for
1, 2 or 3 round or square holes? Your choice.
Want custom lettering or sign on outside?
or a special picture of your favorite ? on the back wall!
(reasonable charges)
 

questions or requests
Square Circle Saw Works

 

 

Includes a 4 page brochure that contains history about privies and other good stuff.

Some interesting subjects:

  • Rules of the privy
  • Location, location, location
  • Why the crescent moon?
  • What happens when privies fill up?
  • What did people use before toilet paper?
  • Why were there two-holers?
    some had 10 or more!!

Why two and three-level crappers? —
this ain't no joke!

 

 

Some people might find it hard to believe that there are those who have never seen an outhouse, privy or crapper, much less used one. For folks devoid of the crapper experience, this general information will be especially helpful.

Every cottage, cabin, rec-room, or board room should have one displayed right next to the deer head, fish, tiger or  elephant that didn't get away.
  

 

 

Dimensions: 5˝" x 5˝" square x 6" high. Roof lifts off for a look down; door opens for look into; front window is un-breakable.

Late 1800's some employers would cut SQUARE holes into seat boards. WHY? So their employees wouldn't sit more than 5 minutes and fall asleep.
Some edges were kinda rough!

 

 

Don’t like the smell???? NO Problem.
Go to your nearest hunting headquarters —
purchase bottle of "DoePee."
[That'll keep you sniffin' for awhile.] Might even bring tears to your eyes.

Owner responsibility: Purchase your own white lime.

 

 

As for red and white corn cobs —
explanation included with shipment!

 

 

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